Merry Movie Quip Finale: Encore Lines

My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.

You'd better go home with your folks. From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

That's the one good thing about regret: it's never too late. You can always change tomorrow if you want to.

Put that cookie down. NOW!

Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?

This is my house. I have to defend it.

It's Christmas Eve! It's... it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we... we cheer a little more.

You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

You know, I don't tell many people this, but Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.

And as any child can tell you, there's a certain magic that comes with the very first snow, especially when it falls on the day before Christmas. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow...

Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.

You sit on a throne of lies!

Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.

Can't you just wave your hand, and like, Jedi mindtrick the cops?

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!